yo it’s currently like 4:12 a.m. here (or was when I opened the laptop again), the neighbor’s dog won’t stop doing that bark-cough thing, and I’m once again demonstrating why I need to overcome sleep disorders before I turn into a permanent zombie.
look I’m not sitting here claiming I fixed everything. half the time I still open instagram “just for a second” at 1 a.m. and suddenly it’s birds singing and I hate the sun. but compared to like… 2023–2024 when I was getting maybe 3 hours and crying in the car on the way to work? yeah things are less apocalyptic now. barely. but less.
the things I wish I believed earlier about actually fixing insomnia
CBT-I sounds fancy but it’s mostly just mean rules that work everyone serious says Cognitive Behavioral Therapy for Insomnia is still the best non-drug option. I couldn’t afford real sessions so I cobbled together an app, some pdfs, and a lot of swearing → https://www.sleepfoundation.org/insomnia/treatment/cognitive-behavioral-therapy-insomnia
Tired POV view of ceiling stains, broken clock, and scattered gummies
the parts that actually stuck after I stopped fighting them:
- pick a stupidly strict sleep window (mine’s roughly 12:45 a.m. to 7:15 a.m. — weekends too, ugh)
- bed = sleep or sex only. no lying there stressing.
- awake more than like 15–20 minutes? get up. go freeze in the living room. do nothing fun.
I hated it so much I literally sat on the kitchen floor whispering “this is stupid” at 2 a.m. multiple nights. but after maybe five or six weeks the bed started feeling less like enemy territory.
melatonin timing is everything and I was doing it wrong forever used to take 5 mg whenever I remembered, usually way too early or way too late. tiny doses (like 0.3–1 mg) about 90 min–2 hrs before you wanna crash actually move the needle better → https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4273450/
now I do 0.5 mg around 11 ish. not life changing but I don’t wake up feeling like roadkill as often.
blue light blocking — yeah I still cheat but when I don’t cheat it helps orange safety glasses after 9:30. I look like I’m welding at midnight. blackout curtains that are mostly held together by hope and duct tape. still lets one evil line of streetlight in but whatever.
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random dumb stuff that somehow helped anyway
- weighted blanket (13 lbs). feels nice for like 40 minutes then I yeet it because I’m a furnace. still buy another one if I lose this.
- magnesium glycinate. stopped the 4 a.m. leg cramps. I don’t ask questions.
- that one rain + thunder white noise video I’ve looped since 2019. it’s embarrassing how attached I am.
yeah I finally did the sleep study and cried about it
hit a point last year where I was nodding off at red lights and it scared me shitless. sleep study showed mild apnea + brain that micro-wakes constantly. now I have this dorky nasal pillow CPAP thing. I look like a sci-fi extra. but most mornings I wake up… not wanting to die? wild concept.
if you’re at the “I might actually hurt myself or someone else from being this tired” stage — go. don’t wait. → https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/obstructive-sleep-apnea/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20352095
honestly I’m still a disaster sometimes. last week I drank matcha at 7 p.m. because “it’s just green tea lol”. spoiler: it is not just green tea. I was up till 4.
but the really awful weeks are rarer now. I get stretches of okay sleep. sometimes even good sleep. and that feels huge.
if you’re reading this under the covers at stupid o’clock feeling like everyone else got the sleep gene and you didn’t — you’re not the only one. pick literally one thing from this ramble and try it tonight. even if it’s just moving your phone to another room.
what tiny stupid change are you gonna attempt? (or tell me why I’m wrong, I’m probably wrong about half of this)
gonna try to shut the laptop now before I sabotage myself again. night.
— me, still in yesterday’s hoodie, still kinda feral, still trying
